"One day, I’ll take that big, greasy fast-food chain to court for defamation. Everyone knows that Popeye is strong to the finish ‘cuz he eats his spinach—he doesn’t say anything about eating chicken."

"My favorite song is Lynyrd Skynyrd's classic rock anthem 'Free Bird.' It inspires me in my battle to free birds from the horrors of factory farming."

	"KFC should stop the chicken suffering and discover the joy of soy. Kentucky Freed Chicken–doesn’t that sound nice?!"